Over the weekend, my girlfriend decided to binge watch This Is Us. I only lasted a few episodes before I couldn’t take it any more. I wanted to fool around, but she was so into the show that it was like I didn’t even exist. Whatever. I went into my office and started looking at porn instead. In my opinion, it’s better to rub one out and feel relaxed than it is to spend all weekend crying over fictional characters. If Mandy Moore had nude scenes, I suppose I could change my mind, but she doesn’t, so no thanks!

I ended up on SexyHub, thinking I was going to watch MILFs getting fucked by fat cocks and taking facials. The Lesbea scenes lured me in though and I ended up getting off to a couple of lithe young beauties who were fingering holes and sucking on clits.

I did all of this without my girlfriend having any clue because she was still watching that show. If you use this discount and save up to 79% off Lesbea, you spend far less on porn than on cable, and you get satisfied instead of emotional.